My little man

Hayden is definitely a handful. Albeit a fun handful.
Here are some reasons...


Things Hayden has done to torture other kids:

Stick his arm down the arm of their shirt.

Stick his bare Butt in their face and wiggle it.

Tell them No over and over again.

Straddle them when they are using the ipad.

Bear hug them from behind.

Point his finger at them.

Dumped a whole bucket of sand on his cousin

Beats up their imaginary friend.

peed on someone


Some misc Hayden funnies:

is constantly naked

Hates socks and shoes

when he poops in the toilet he calls his poop alligators (not sure why)

Hates if you call him a bad boy. He goes nuts

rubbed his peep on his dad and said "daddy my cock and balls are on you!"

can't say cement mixer. Says Mexico.

Calls pierogis (which he can eat like 10 of) Hoagies

Calls Amelia "Amia"

got mad at me and ran and locked himself in amelia's room while she was napping and got in her crib.

Has been caught peeing outside.

likes to shake his butt and say shake your booty


Besides his craziness he really is a sweetie. He tells me all the time when I have been gone for work or soccer that he misses me. He will tell Mike this also. He is good with the I love you's also. He likes to cuddle with us or sit on my lap. And he loves for us to tell him stories. He loves to help with whatever we are doing... cooking, dishes, cutting grass, tending the garden, etc. We have been having a lot of fun with him lately. I can't believe he is almost 3.