Some more kindergarten stories

Well i had a bunch of pictures of hayden being a monkey boy (climbing into the dryer, up on the table standing, etc) but my camera ate them!

So how about some more kindergarten stories...

All of the boys at lunch decided to punch each others privates. Well they got caught (b/c I told he he!) and had to have a talk with the male teacher. So he took all of the boys and talked to them in the hall(except Vincent and Adam b/c they weren't doing it and he didn't want to give them any ideas). When they came back they saw that Vincent didn't go out. Elijah says "hey why didn't vincent have to come out". Not sure who but another boy said very matter of factly, "oh Vincent must not have any privates!"

There is a little girl Sarah who is very cute but definately a handful. She is the reason that if i ever have a little girl she will not wear a dress to school. We see her underwear at least 20x a day. This day was one step further...
It was last week and the weather was finally a little warm enough to play outside (still only like high 30's though). Sarah is sliding down the twisty slide (remember this is a metal slide). She comes down and I see her full bum! Her tights and underwear have slid down to her knees. She comes down the slide stands up and starts running to go down again. She doesn't pull them up. So she comes down the slide again full bum exposed to cold metal and cold air. This repeats several times. Other kids (well boys) were riding the slide down with her. She doesn't care. The teachers had to stop her and make her pull up her tights and underwear. The next day one of the boys who rode the slide with her followed her everywhere!

One day the teacher was having the kids make up a sentence with the word do. I do like pizza. Do you want to play? etc. This boy Esten was thinking really hard and then said, "I do shave my dad's back". Interesting.

The teacher and I are trying to solve a mystery. Which child goes poop in the toilet almost everyday, never flushes, and obviously never wipes b/c there is no toilet paper in there. It is always a not so pleasant surprise when you go to use the bathroom.

The laptop computers in the room smell like B.O. Adam was using one and I thought it was me and I was so embarrassed... it was bad. I kept smelling myself and realized it wasn't me. Then I wondered if it was Adam and i was smelling him. The teacher saw me and told me the computers are really old and they just smell that bad. Gross!

Adam and Vincent both pick their nose. Vincent has crazy stuff going on up there and can stretch it really far out past his face. Adam just eats his. I looked at Vincent one day playing with his and wondering when we aren't watching and can't get him a tissue where does it go (he does not eat it). At this point I told Vincent's TSS I think i am glad Adam eat his boogers(which obviously I don't let him do, but hey he is fast sometimesA). Then I at least know they aren't on me if he touches me. With vincent who knows where that stuff ends up. Yuck!